"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
09/25/2014 at 13:00 • Filed to: asshat, hummer, h3, parking, wrong way, asshat parking
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"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
09/25/2014 at 13:00 • Filed to: asshat, hummer, h3, parking, wrong way, asshat parking | 1
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We all know how the H3 is universally brilliant and well-liked pointless and driven by douches, and, well, this one took it to a new level, and somehow parallel parked the wrong way on a ONE-WAY STREET. I know what you're thinking, "he just pulled out of that alley way across the street, and saw the spot so he went for it, not realizing it's a one-way..." or something like that. Nope, that alley is a one-way, too, only AWAY from the main street there. This is because it's a steep uphill blind corner. I can only imagine the douchery that went into this parking job. Follow up question: how does he plan to exit this parking space?
minardi
> functionoverfashion
09/25/2014 at 13:03 |
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The same way he came in.
Rock Bottom
> functionoverfashion
09/25/2014 at 13:12 |
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So this guy is clearly challenged, but I think you're mistaking the H3 for the H2. The H3 is actually a reasonably sized and capable machine that was available (for like five minutes) with 3 pedals. The H2 was a Suburban with a bunch of doosh inside.
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functionoverfashion
> Rock Bottom
09/25/2014 at 13:21 |
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I stand corrected, and while I agree that the H2 fits my description better, see my reply above - I have off-roaded quite a bit in one, and it was a lot of fun. But clearly my XJ was better in every possible way, minus the "we don't care about it because it's a rental" factor.
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functionoverfashion
> minardi
09/25/2014 at 13:23 |
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... plus one parking ticket. Hard to see in the picture.
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Rock Bottom
> functionoverfashion
09/25/2014 at 13:37 |
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I too have an XJ! But I treat mine like a rental because being nice to it feels wrong. That, and I don't want it to think it's people.
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functionoverfashion
> Rock Bottom
09/25/2014 at 14:13 |
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hahaha, well I wasn't "nice" to my XJ exactly, but if I drove it like we drove the H2, it would have broken in half. I loved that thing.
thebigbossyboss
> functionoverfashion
09/26/2014 at 10:40 |
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Ha. That is just impressive. I ain't even mad!